Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Randomize
