Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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