You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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