What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
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We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
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Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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