Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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