You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
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It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
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The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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