At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
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Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
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I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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