Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I'm sobbing to NWA
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
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