The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I got inside last night via doggy door
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
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its like you know when i get waxed
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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