All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
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