Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
You need a sexual gate keeper
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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