normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Never underestimate the power of titties
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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