I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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