plz talk dirty to me
Who did Billy Mays play for?
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
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He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
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You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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