I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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