hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Randomize
