I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
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Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
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Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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