I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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