now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
May the power of my ass compel you!!
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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