my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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