i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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