I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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