is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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