just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
