hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
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nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
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I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.