i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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