this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
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the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
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Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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