in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
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there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
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The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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