I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
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omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
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Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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