batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
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