For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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