Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
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We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
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Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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