so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I seem to have left my pride at pride
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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