Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
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If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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