I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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