hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
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