There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Randomize
