I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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