Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
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I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
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I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
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It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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