I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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