That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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