Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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