I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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