problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
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I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
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Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
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