i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
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Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
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I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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