looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
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I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
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they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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