If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
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