? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
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Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
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He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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