Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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