I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
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how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
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Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
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