question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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