how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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