Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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