I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
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I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
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How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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