I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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