Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
