Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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